Sweet Sweet Candy

Thu Jul 2
“ I wish I could drink like a lady; I can take one or two at the most; Three and I’m under the table; Four, and I’m under the host. Dorothy Parker
Mon Jun 29

Thu Jun 18

Wed Jun 17
“ I can’t believe it took six people to write that piece of shit! Moby Dick – one guy. Am I right? Anon (via this)
Wed Jun 3
“ If I spent several hundred thousand dollars on a technology trial at work without having any idea about what the trial was attempting to test, I’d probably be out of a job. Mark Newton (via This)
Wed May 20
“ I applaud his rejection of corsets, yet I despise his rejection of arms. Alan Scherstuhl (via This)
Thu May 14
“ I’m not an academic. I just think it’s sometimes sad when I go to a gallery and read a catalogue and I don’t understand it, because I should understand it; Craig Schuftan (via This)
Mon May 11
Vampires Could Not Exist
Wed Apr 29
“ You assumed I wasn’t fucking with your head and that this hallway is actually a normal hallway. Those assumptions work great until you walk into a wall. Teller (via This)
Sat Apr 18
“ Lovecraft wasn’t insane he was just lonely… yeah, he kept dreaming up friends for himself. Overheard conversation at a fabulous birthday party.